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new19.gif (2689 bytes) The Mystery Tour

A retired couple from the little town of Sidon, go on vacation for two weeks.  They find a phamphlet in their hotel rooom, advertising a 'Mystery Tour."  To add a little spice to their vacation, they decide to take the tour.  They board the bus and ride for hours.   Finally the bus stops and when the couple get off the bus, they notice they're back in their own home town, Sidon.

new19.gif (2689 bytes) The Philanderer's Porsche

A young man is shocked to find add in the newspaper, offering a Porche for only $50.  He goes to the house listed in the ad and knocks on the door.  A woman answers the door and confirms that she does indeed have a Porche for sell.  The man asks what's wrong with the car and the woman tells him there's nothing wrong.  He checks the car over and everything checks out fine.  He test drives the car and that turns out fine.  So the man buys the car.  He gives the woman $50 and she in turn, gives him the necessary papers.  He asks the woman why she's selling the car and she replies her husband ran off with his secretary.  He left a note telling his wife to sell the car and the house.  Then she was to send him the money.

new19.gif (2689 bytes) Cruise Control

An elderly couple purchased a new RV.  They packed up their belongings and and headed off across the country. When the old man got tired of driveing, he explained to his wife that the car salesman had showed him how to use the vehicle's "auto-pilot."   He said that all he had to do, was press the button marked "cruise" and relax. So the old man set his cruise control and both he and his wife went into the back of the RV take a nap.  They had just gotten comfortable when the RV went off the cliff.
new19.gif (2689 bytes) Baby on the Roof

A young couple with a baby are traveling cross country.  The husband gets tired of driving, so they pull into a rest stop.  He gets out of the car to stretch his legs.  The wife heads off to the restroom.  While she's gone, the husband removes the carseat with the baby and places it up on the roof of the car.  The husband feels the baby needs some fresh air while he stretches his legs.  The wife returns, they get back into the car, and pull out of the rest stop onto the open road.  The whole time, the baby in the carseat is still on top of car's roof.

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